simplu..

O femeie urmata de 15 copii intra la oficiul social al primariei.
“WOW”, zice asistenta sociala, “sunt toti ai dv.?”
“Da, toti sunt ai mei.”, zice mama vadit iritata fiindca a raspuns
deja
de
sute de ori la intrebarea asta.
Se intoarce spre copii si zice cu ton de comanda: “Sascha stai jos”,
si
toti copii se aseaza.
“Deci”, zice asistenta sociala , “sa incepem cu completarea
formularelor;
spuneti-mi numele copiilor.”
“Acesta, cel mai mare este Sascha.”
“Bine, si urmatorul?”
“Si pe asta il cheama Sascha.”
Asistenta sociala isi incrunta sprancenele si scrie mai departe.
Unul dupa altul, fiii se numeau toti Sascha. Urmeaza fiica cea mare; si
ea
tot Sascha.
” Bine .”, zice asistenta sociala, ” Eu recunosc aici un model
tipic.
Toti
15 se numesc Sascha?”
“Da, asta simplifica mult lucrurile.”, Spune mama copiilor. Cand e
vremea
ca copii sa se scoale ca sa mearga la scoala nu-mi ramane decat sa strig
tare: Saaaaaascha! Scularea. si cand e gata cina strig Saaaascha! La
masa!, si toti copiii vin in goana. Daca ii vad ca vor sa traverseze
strada in fuga strig deasemeni Sascha, Stop! si toti se opresc. Faptul
ca
am botezat toti copiii mei Sascha a fost cea mai buna idee pe care am
avut-o vreodata.”
Asistenta sociala se gandeste o clipa si intreaba nedumerita:
“Si cum faceti cand vreti sa chemati pe un anume copil si nu toata
trupa?”
“Simplu, il strig pe numele lui de familie.”

System Of A Down – Lonely Day

Wu-Tang Clan- Reunited

PAIN – Shut your mouth !!

daca nu ele atunci cine?

Esti o blonda in autobuz, si ..”te scapa”, lucru care in mod evident te ia prin surprindere.

Din fericire muzica este data foarte tare…asa ca ai grija o faci, in ritmul muzicii.

Cand incepi sa-ti faci loc spre usa din fata ca sa cobori iti dai seama ca lumea se uita dezgustata la tine, si-ti dai seama:
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Asculti muzica la I-pod

Plain White T’s – Hey There Delilah

de aici.. incerci sa tii ritmul.

Stone Sour – Through Glass

I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
Oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home sitting all alone inside your head

How do you feel? That is the question
But i forget.. you dont expect and easy answer
When something like a soul becomes
Initialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notes
You cant expect a bit of hope
And while your outside looking in
Describing what you see
Remember what your staring at is me

Cause I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
All i know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

How much is real? So much to question
And never dare make up the mannequins
Contaminating everything
When thought came from the heart
It never did right from the start
Just listen to the noises
(No more sad voices)
Before you tell yourself
Its just a different scene
Remember its just different from what you’ve seen

Im looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
And all i know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah

I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
Oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

Cause I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
All i know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
feels like home, sitting all alone inside your heaaaaddd

And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah

And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah yeah

Ohhhoh the starrs
Ohhh oh the starrrrs that liieee

investitii sigure

Dacă o mai tine criza economică tot asa, vor mai rămâne doar două bănci:
banca de spermă si banca de sânge. Când vor fuziona, se vor numi The Bloody Fucking Bank …..

@ Gate 22

I won’t try to argue now
Anyway I feel there’s nothing I could say
To ease your mind
Maybe there’s nothing exciting outside
But ‘round here I’m just wasting my time
Spinning ‘round on nothing new
When I close my eyes I remember that kiss
I’d rather keep them wide open
And if I miss that train do you really think
That even here, I’d be closer to you

So here I am leaving soon and
I’m standing at gate 22
‘Cause whatever you may think I forgot
You know I’m still thinking about it
Sometimes I wish I could stay
But no matter where I go, no matter how long
You know I’ll keep hanging on. Sweet memories
I’m leaving but my mind will surely stay
At gate 22

There’s too many dreams I must chase down
Though sometimes I bite off more than I can chew
I know you’d like to keep me near
I know it’s easier to be two
But I can’t plan my life all around you
I’m weaker than I’ll let you know
So don’t ask me to jump this wall
From here it looks too tall
Two people kissing goodbye facing a door
A classic picture we’re all tired of

So here I am leaving soon and
I’m standing at gate 22
‘Cause whatever you may think I forgot
You know I’m still thinking about it
Sometimes I wish I could stay
But no matter where I go, no matter how long
You know I’ll keep hanging on. Sweet memories
I’m leaving but my mind will surely stay

And I already see the picture of that day
When you’ll say you’ll wait for me
And I’ll pretend just then to believe you
I’ll send you postcards for a few weeks and then
Another perfect moment at the wrong time
But the timing is always wrong

Here I am leaving soon and
I’m standing at gate 22
‘Cause whatever you may think I forgot
You know I’m still thinking about it
Sometimes I wish I could stay
But no matter where I go, no matter how long
You know I’ll keep hanging on. Sweet memories
I’m leaving but my mind will surely stay
At gate 22

Playing with my delerium

Late night, waiting by the phone
Tonight waiting for an answer
Heartbeat drumming double time
I need one more chance to be near you

Still hanging on (for what)
Can`t operate (fired up)
I won`t eat eat and i sleep for you yeah
No rest till i (get through)
Coz i`m holding out (for you)
Am i the only one who`s insane

Hey! you`re playing with my delerium
And the longer i wait the harder i`m gonna fall
Stop! playing with my delerium
Coz i`m outa my head and outa my self control

Still here in this quiet room
Deep in delusion sending me over
Outside watch the world go by
Inside time stands still as i wonder

Still hanging on (for what)
Can`t operate (fired up)
I won`t eat eat and i sleep for you yeah
No rest till i (get through)
Coz i`m holding out (for you)
Am i the only one who`s insane

Hey! you`re playing with my delerium
And the longer i wait the harder i`m gonna fall
Stop! playing with my delerium
Coz i`m outa my head and outa my self control

(i won`t eat eat and i sleep for you yeah)

Hey! you`re playing with my delerium
And the longer i wait the harder i`m gonna fall
Stop! playing with my delerium
Coz i`m outa my head and outa my self control
Hey! you`re playing with my delerium
And the longer i wait the harder i`m gonna fall
Stop! playing with my delerium
Coz i`m outa my head and outa my self control